Ladies, if all you‘ve heard this week is about Diablo III launch queue, blocking servers and the search for enchanted armor, do not despair.
Absoloo French website offers bailed lovers to play the Blizzard a free vibrator. All you have to do is that by May 28 to be charged to the company‘s Facebook page a photo of you with a desperate hand along with a copy of the game.
Or you could pull the plug computer !. In which case you will have to face the fury of a Barbarian level 60 …