Top 13 most stupid advice about sex circulating on the Internet!!! It is said that some people “do”, while others … give advice and not always approved. Either way, the site Trutv.com tells us not to follow any of the top 13 tips below.
1. Prior to oral sex, take a sip of hot water, as hot, then keep your mouth shut until you get to performance.
Why not ok: condoms are still not asbestos.
2. Rub his back with a rolling pin for pie charts.
Why not ok: unlike dough men ‘also has bones.
3. Check the prostate by inserting a finger into the anus to like a lot!
Why it’s ok, because the doctor is the one who usually introduces a finger there and done with a clear purpose: to detect a possible prostate cancer. It’s not something sexy. That is, if not interested in boys …
4. Excited him releasing air from a balloon, light, little, in various parts of the body.
Why not ok: What’s that ?! A birthday party with clowns ?!
5. Bind him like a burrito: do roll the sheet around his body, leaving him in sight head, shoulders and feet. Then Sara’s every bit of those parts left out.
Why not ok: no one feels comfortable tied up or dressed in a robe with 5 numbers lower.
6. Take a donut hole, filled with jam and stick-io around the penis, then eat from it little by little.
Why not ok: sex in three, the third being represented by a donut, it’s not just men dream. That if … it simply would always threesomes: you, he and a senvis; you type it and a potato cake. Or other combinations …
7. Go to the basket with toys the child and borrows something from there, to play together in bed with that toy.
Why not ok: let’s be honest, you are hell of adults, let alone children’s toys, have a salary, so you can afford to buy yours to you.
8. Pour the mint navel, then it goes to a fan.
Why not ok: mint ?! Ah, yes, of course: drink you enjoy all elderly ladies …
9. Turn off the lights, light a torch and direct it on your body fix the areas that you want him to your next or suck them.The convention is that only when he put out Laterna may stop.
Why it’s ok, because the use flashlights at night in the forest, or possibly in a tent. Not in bed, when you have sex.
10. Semen contains zinc and calcium, both elements preventing dental caries.
So? That does not mean that oral sex and swallowing sperm lieu of toothpaste and toothbrush.
11. Take her underwear only partner with the mouth.
And what do you do with your hands the whole time? Crochet a scarf?
12. Cool the balls in the fridge, then make him lie down over them.
Why not ok: take you sit down on them, see, it’s easy to sit on cold balls?
13. Put some hot sauces over genitals.
Why not ok: Well, besides the fact that to numb probably the whole area and no longer feel anything, maybe you’re hungry. In which case you can opt for a hot dog.